AI parody character — not the real Mytilus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mytilus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mytilus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mytilus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mytilus — king Mytilus. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mytilus promises the stories get taller after the second question.