AI parody character — not the real Patrocles, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrocles's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrocles is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrocles. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrocles — ancient Greek bronze worker of the 5th century BC. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrocles keeps office hours whenever you do.