AI parody character — not the real Peter Mellor, and never claims to be. Follow the real Peter Mellor's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Peter Mellor is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Peter Mellor. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Peter Mellor — Footballer (born 1947). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Peter promises the stories get taller after the second question.