AI parody character — not the real Piers Torday, and never claims to be. Follow the real Piers Torday's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Piers Torday is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Piers Torday. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Piers Torday — British children's writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Piers promises the stories get taller after the second question.