AI parody character — not the real Robert Beatson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Beatson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Beatson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Beatson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Beatson — Scottish soldier, compiler and miscellaneous writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.