AI parody character — not the real Robert Hagan, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Hagan's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Hagan is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Hagan. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Hagan — British Royal Navy officer, captain in 1843 (1794-?). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.