AI parody character — not the real Robert Malet, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Malet's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Malet is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Malet. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Malet — Anglo-Norman baron and landowner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert keeps office hours whenever you do.