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Robert Mends is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Mends. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Mends — Welsh officer in the Royal Navy. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.