AI parody character — not the real Samuel Parker, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Parker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Parker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Landowner, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Parker — Landowner and businessman on Hawaii. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.