AI parody character — not the real Samuel Vetch, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Vetch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Scottish military officer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Vetch — Scottish military officer and colonist, governor of Nova Scotia. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.