AI parody character — not the real Seymour Durst, and never claims to be. Follow the real Seymour Durst's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Seymour Durst is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Seymour Durst. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Seymour Durst — American real estate developer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Seymour promises the stories get taller after the second question.