AI parody character — not the real Simon Holden, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Holden's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Holden is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Holden. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Holden — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.