AI parody character — not the real Thomas Burnham, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Burnham's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Thomas Burnham

Thomas Burnham is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Burnham. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Burnham — lawyer and landowner, he arrived in the American Colonies by 1645, and lived most of his adult live in Connecticut. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Thomas Burnham is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Thomas Burnham is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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