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Thomas Constable is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Constable. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Constable — Scottish printer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.