AI parody character — not the real Tommy Portimo, and never claims to be. Follow the real Tommy Portimo's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Tommy Portimo is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tommy Portimo. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The press filter is off tonight.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tommy Portimo — Finnish musician and drummer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Tommy promises the stories get taller after the second question.