AI parody character — not the real William à Beckett, and never claims to be. Follow the real William à Beckett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William à Beckett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William à Beckett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William à Beckett — British barrister and colonial judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.