AI parody character — not the real William Bennett, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Bennett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Bennett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Bennett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Bennett — British footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.