AI parody character — not the real William Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Burns — unmarried second youngest brother of the poet Robert Burns. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.