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William Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Simmons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Simmons — English athlete born 1903. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.