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William Turpin is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Turpin. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Turpin — rhodesian hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.