AI parody character — not the real William Woodward, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Woodward's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Woodward is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Woodward. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Woodward — American artist, born 1935. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.