AI parody character — not the real Zalmon Storrs, and never claims to be. Follow the real Zalmon Storrs's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Zalmon Storrs is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Zalmon Storrs, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Zalmon Storrs — American judge and politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Zalmon keeps office hours whenever you do.