Donald Trump

"I'm the only president this century -- this decade that doesn't have troops dying anywhere in the world."

“I never thought he was moderate in the Senate, but he ran as a moderate.”

"Do you think the guy who was defeated by the stairs, got taken down by his bike, lost a fight with his jacket, and regularly gets lost makes it four ...

“I don’t think it’s offensive in any way. I think it’s a positive thing.”

"They're gonna have him juiced up and jacked up on some sort of cocktail so that he can be lucid."

"The presidential election isn't a toss-up."

"If that’s the field, Mr. Burgum is the best man."

President Joe Biden is getting some help from his old boss. Biden and former President Barack Obama have been having secret meetings to discuss how to best way to defend ...

"It’s because of my unwavering support for democracy that today, as a proud conservative, I’m endorsing Joe Biden for re-election."

"But they do ask questions... will he be on some sort of energy drinks or something."

"I mean, I don’t even really know what to say about that."

"Did you say his name?"

"It’s nearly impossible to identify what his arguments even are. He starts with nonsense and then digresses into blather."

“I put it on a mug for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!”

"I WOULD, ALSO, IMMEDIATELY AGREE TO ONE!!!"

"There are no two people better equipped to co-moderate a substantial and fact-based discussion."

"That was so good!"

"A little before debate time, he gets a shot in the ass."

"No, nobody knows."

“They’ve gone way out of their way to make this man look incompetent.”