ALEX McFARLAND: A Free Education In Iran For Students Who Are Pro-Hamas
Iran’s state-owned Press TV reported that Iran’s Shiraz University “as a gesture of solidarity” will offer scholarships to any student suspended for anti-Israel, pro-Hamas protests on U.S. campuses. This is not Babylon…


Iran’s state-owned Press TV reported that Iran’s Shiraz University “as a gesture of solidarity” will offer scholarships to any student suspended for anti-Israel, pro-Hamas protests on U.S. campuses.
This is not Babylon Bee satire. Shiraz U made the offer. Will Cal Tech, Harvard, or UPenn students transfer from where free speech and protesting are defended to where they are punished? If so, they are in for an eye-opening experience. Then again, if your moral compass is Hamas, your eyes and values may need re-examining.
Only a few students in the protests could even articulate their cause. Most just faithfully held placards or chanted, “Free Palestine!” A minority defaced college property … to prevent genocide?
To students considering an Iranian degree, I say go. See extremism in action. Test your sensitivities. Here are three recommendations to guarantee a full radical extremist Iranian college experience:
1 — On the first day, wear your pride flag tee shirt, tell everyone you’re gender-fluid, and only answer to your preferred pronouns.
2 — Before going, verify that all your credits transfer for your Interstellar Lesbian Dance Theory degree.
3 — Buy your falafel-a-week meal plan in advance. The exchange rate is 49,990 rials to one U.S. dollar.
Here’s a crash course in Iranian society; you will need it: Female students must comply with Iran’s “decency law” instituted under Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. He decreed that women in public not covered by full-length gowns and hijabs


