
Could someone teach Kamala to laugh only when something is funny?
Itâs not the sound of Kamala Harrisâs laugh that is so irritating although, to be fair, it is. Itâs that she laughs when nothing remotely funny has been said.
The blandest statements (usually her own) prompt her to explode into gales of laughter, doubling over, wide-mouthed, nose crinkled, her entire body shaking, often accompanied by handclapping and foot-stomping.
These performances would be show-offy at a Dave Chappelle show, but Harris does it to punctuate a sentence. Hereâs an actual transcript of some of her remarks at a recent Las Vegas rally:
Harris: âCan we hear it for Tim Walz? Hahahahahahahaha!
âHey Nevada! Oh, itâs so good to be back. Good evening, everyone, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening. Hahahahahahahaha!
âOh, I see lots of friends. Oh, it is good to be back, it is good to be back. Hahahahahahahaha!
âBut seriously, isnât Tim Walz fantastic? Hahahahahahahaha!
âAnd I know for some folks youâre just getting to know him and youâve heard heâs had many titles over his life â governor, congressman, dad, husband, coach. Hahahahahahahaha!â
âThe power is with the people. Itâs with the people. Hahahahahahahahaha!
âAnd so, in the next 87 days, we need you to use your power. Hahahahahahahahaha!â
Statements like âitâs good to be backâ and âisnât Tim Walz fantastic?â arenât bad jokes, theyâre not jokes at all. Theyâre not even passingly amusing remarks.
In January 2019, as Harris was entering her third year as a U.S. senator, MSNBCâs Jonathan Capehart asked her the most cliched of all questions: Did she plan to run for president someday?
A stupid and pointless question under any circumstances, but especially when addressed to a woman of color in the Democratic Party.  (I predicted sheâd be the Democratsâ next presidential nominee, when she was running for senate in 2016, based on my trademarked formula: Is she a woman and is she non-white?  I was only four years off.)
CAPEHART: âSen Harris, when your time comes, when your godchildren and grandchildren ask you, âwhat did you do?â will your response be, âI ran for president.â?â
For the next 15 seconds â an eternity at a spoken event â- Harris couldnât stop laughing.  Energetically.
SECOND 1: Kamala lets loose with her signature cackle.
SECOND 2: Audience cheers.
SECOND 3: Kamalaâs doubles over with laughter â hahahaha!
SECOND 4: Audience applauds and hoots.
SECOND 5: Kamala rocks back and forth with laughter.
SECOND 6:Â Â Kamala is laughing so uncontrollably that sheâs now stamping her foot
SECOND 7:Â Â Audience cheering.
SECOND 8:Â Â Kamala gasping for breath.
SECOND 9: Kamala seems to tear up sheâs laughing so hard.
Okay, you get the gist. Whatâs hilarious about asking a U.S. senator if sheâs planning on running for president?  (They all are.)
By forcing her audience to laugh with her, Harris makes them all look like nitwits. Itâs a natural instinct to join someone laughing at his own joke, out of politeness. But what if itâs not funny?  If you donât laugh, youâre rude, but if you laugh, youâre an idiot.
You can see how a person of normal intelligence reacts to Harrisâ personal laugh-track in the video of her monologue on âwokenessâ at a 2017 conference.
Harris: âYou know, we have to stay woke.  Like everybody needs to be woke. And you can talk about if youâre the wokest or woker but just stay more woke than less woke .
WATCH:
As Harris was nearly having convulsions at her own amazing wit, the other women on the stage, The New York Timesâ Kara Swisher and Apple founderâs widow, Laurene Powell Jobs, sat immobile, gazing upon her with complete equanimity.
Liberal websites claimed that right-wingers were âenragedâ at that video clip because Harris used the word âwoke.â Donât you wish!
At a 2022 press conference with Polish President Andrzej Duda, a reporter asked if the U.S. was willing to take more Ukrainian refugees and whether the Polish president had requested that they do so.
WATCH:
After a long hesitation, Kamala said, âA friend in need is a friend indeedâ â then was in stitches for a full eight seconds. No one else in the room laughed, although, sadly, neither did anyone ask her to explain what was so funny.
Video clips of Harris cracking up ought to be in online dictionaries next to the word, âflibbertigibbet.â  Instead, the media has converted her inanity into the claim that she is âjoyful.â You know who else is joyful? Dogs and children.
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