Comedian Nikki Glaser Brutally Roasts ‘Missing’ Kamala Harris: ‘We Don’t’ Miss Her

Vice President Kamala Harris received a roasting that might be a little too close to home when it comes to her popularity.

Comedian Nikki Glaser guest hosted Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show on Thursday and spent several minutes roasting politicians.

Her roast featured the typical lame jokes about Democratic politicians, we’ve come to expect. She joked that Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) looks like someone who “eats hardboiled eggs out of plastic bag” on a Southwest flight. That’s some comedy gold right there — eye roll.

Meanwhile, Republicans were subjected to the traditional harsher treatment. She called former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani a “rodent,” and likened former President 👤Donald Trump to a “bloated, factory farm pig corpse.” Apparently, the best roast she could come up with for former Vice President 👤Mike Pence is that he is “so boring and white.”

But there was one Democrat who received a roasting that might have hit a little too close to home: Harris.

“Listen, I know we’re having fun right now, but on a serious note, I do want to say, 👤Kamala Harris is still missing. And if you have any information on her whereabouts, please contact her parents, they miss her,” Glaser said. “We don’t, but they do.”

She added, “I have a theory though that we haven’t seen much of the vice president lately because she’s sentenced herself to jail. I think she just missed the rush of putting an innocent person behind bars. Have you done it? It feels great.”