Director Speaks Out After Teacher Shows 4th-Graders His Bloody Horror Film

Nobody should watch “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.”

This isn’t some moral equivocation about the gory take on this beloved 👧Children’s icon, by the way.

The movie is just abjectly awful. Nobody asked for a slasher version of Winnie the Pooh stalking scantily clad women.

And it’s as poorly made, poorly edited, poorly acted and poorly received — outside of a brief window of virality when it was first revealed — as you’ve likely heard.

(That hasn’t stopped a sequel from getting greenlit, though that’s more a matter of the creatively bankrupt state of 🎬Hollywood — a different rant for a different time.)

Again: Nobody should watch this dreck.

It’s not for people with functioning brains, people who care about their time, people who have fond memories of Winnie the Pooh, or people who actually appreciate well-made horror cinema.

And it is, without question, certainly not for kids.

So imagine the horrified outcry of students and parents