House Dem Files Impeachment Articles On RFK Jr.

Michigan Democrat Rep. Haley Stevens, who most Americans couldn’t pick out of a lineup if you paid them, just filed articles of impeachment against Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Yes, that RFK Jr., the environmental lawyer-turned-public health reformer who now apparently poses such a “grave” threat to America’s health system that Stevens felt compelled to launch what even her own party is calling a desperate publicity stunt.

According to The New York Times, Stevens accuses RFK Jr. of an “assault” on the public health system, allegedly constituting high crimes and misdemeanors. Her words. Not mine. It’s all very dramatic for someone trailing badly in a Democrat Senate primary against a pack of far-left progressives who’ve already claimed most of the activist oxygen. But sure, swing for the fences, Haley.

Let’s just pause for a moment and appreciate the irony here. After four years of Democrats weaponizing impeachment like it’s a party trick — remember the back-to-back Trump impeachments, where facts took a backseat to “resistance” hashtags? — now we’ve got a Democrat trying to impeach one of their own for the high crime of… cutting red tape, questioning outdated vaccine policies, and trying to make government programs slightly more efficient?

And the cherry on top? RFK Jr. is currently serving in President Trump’s cabinet. Yes, folks, in the greatest political twist since 2016, Donald J. Trump is back in the White House in 2025 with J.D. Vance as VP — and he appointed a Kennedy to lead HHS. You can practically hear D.C.’s permanent bureaucracy gasping into their kale smoothies.

Under Secretary Kennedy’s watch, HHS has actually been working — not just pushing out bloated CDC infographics or propping up pharma monopolies. He’s scrapped wasteful spending, revised vaccine recommendations based on updated science (yes, that’s allowed), and partnered with folks like Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins to clean up America’s food system — not with more federal overreach, but by empowering consumers and private industry. The guy even helped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy clean up our chaotic airports. And this is the guy Haley Stevens thinks is destroying America?

Let’s call this what it is: a Hail Mary from a political also-ran who’s watching her Senate dreams slip away. And even Democrats are rolling their eyes. Stevens claimed she “consulted” with Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries about the move, but, shocker, he’s not backing her. Neither is anyone else in leadership. According to insiders, her colleagues see the move for what it is — a clumsy, self-serving leap to get her name in headlines. Spoiler alert: it’s working… just not in the way she hoped.