A Twitter feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) led to the late-night host calling him a âhuman boil.â
Kimmel tweeted a video clip from his show on Tuesday night with the caption, âHuman Boil Ted Cruz started trouble with Jimmy again.â
During his show, Kimmel explained, âWe were attacked last night. We were hit with another devastating Ted Cruz Twitter strike. Once again I found myself in a squabble with the Senateâs least favorite senator, Ted Cruz. And once again, guess who started it?â
He joked, âMe, I guess I started it.â
Kimmel pointed out Cruzâs recent criticism of an ad for the U.S. military, calling it âwokeâ and âemasculated.â
âWhich I pointed out fairly, I thought, is funny coming from a guy who let Donald Trump use his testicles on the driving range. I mean, look, he was Trumpâs Theon Greyjoy,â Kimmel continued.
Watch the video below:
Turning his attention to the Twitter exchange, Kimmel mentioned Cruzâs tweet reminding him of his defeat during their 2018 charity basketball game.
â keeps talking crap. Really tough guy. Hereâs a reminder, when we played one-on-one, I kicked his ass. He has to live with thatâŚforever. Rematch, punk?â Cruz wrote.
Kimmel fired back, âHeâs right. Itâs true. I do have to live with that forever. You have to live with being Ted Cruz forever, which is so much worse.â
He also replied on Twitter, âOh Ted⌠you get so sad after you masturbate.â
Calling the game âuglierâ than Cruz, Kimmel added, âAfter you won the game, do you remember what I did? I said, âGood game, thanksâ and I shook your disgusting hand. I didnât complain that it was rigged.â
He continued, âI didnât ask for a recount on the referee. I didnât start a conspiracy theory about the basketball having a microchip in it. I accepted it. I brought shame on my family and I embraced it, as I always do. And, I mean, listen, it was a terrible day. I lost a basketball game to a man who ate one of his own boogers during a presidential debate.â
