Kamala Harris: The Political Equivalent of a Slow-Motion Train Wreck

It seems 👤Kamala Harris is the darling of the Democrats, just not the kind you actually want to invite to dinner.

Former strategist Dan Turrentine’s insight that potential 2028 rivals aren’t attacking her because they expect her to implode (again) is like admitting to the world that sometimes, even watching a car crash can get monotonous. Spoiler alert: it’s not riveting television, folks.

Turrentine’s fear that criticizing Harris might turn off black female voters smacks of defeatism—let’s just let her keep digging that hole deeper. After all, her previous presidential attempts were marked by more flat tires than an undelivered pizza on a Friday night.

Why bother sparring with someone who’s already determined to trip over her own feet on a national stage? It’s Mr. Miyagi’s “wax on, wax off” technique: leave her to implode while you sit back and enjoy the show.

And let’s not forget the financial fiasco. A whopping $1.5 billion for a campaign that floundered in just 107 days? That’s some serious budgetary mismanagement. It’s as if the DNC thought they were funding a top-tier Silicon Valley startup, only to end up with an overpriced lemonade stand.

The financial strain on Harris’s campaign isn’t just a talking point; it’s a cautionary tale in fiscal responsibility written in bold letters.

So, as we enjoy the weekend, let’s watch with bemusement as the Democratic Party dances around Harris, dodging her like a hot potato. It’s clear they believe her self-destruction is imminent—which might just be the one thing they’ve got right.

Harris may not be the future of the party, but she’s undoubtedly the show everyone can’t look away from. Enjoy the spectacle, folks.