Loogie-Hawking Lawyer On Scooter Confronts National Guard In DC — Instantly Regrets It

A Maryland lawyer faced felony assault charges on Tuesday after he allegedly spat on National Guard personnel Friday.

According to charging documents and a statement by Amtrak Police Sergeant Robert Underwood, two South Carolina National Guard personnel were patrolling near Union Station when Scott J. Pichon rode up to them on a Lime scooter, WUSA reported. Underwood reported hearing what sounded like Pichon coughing up mucus before witnessing him spit on the National Guard.

Pichon was arrested Tuesday on a federal warrant on the felony charges. United States Magistrate Judge G. Michael Harvey released him without bail following a court appearance, according to WUSA.

United States Attorney Jeanine Pirro of the District of Columbia warned in an Aug. 13 post on X that those who assaulted cops would be charged, mentioning a person who was arrested after throwing a Subway sandwich at police. Attorney General Pam Bondi revealed a day later that the man arrested after he allegedly threw a Subway sandwich at police officers was a Department of Justice employee.

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