Well, it finally happened on Super Tuesday: Nikki Haley won an honest-to-goodness state.
No, it wasnât just the District of Columbia this time. The former South Carolina governor barely carried the state of Vermont â a non-competitive state for the GOP, where Phish fans, Bernie Bros and neo-hippies of all sort run the joint.
In a state with an open primary system and no real incentive for Democrats to vote anyway, Haley barely eked out a victory late in the night. It was the only one on a not-so-super Super Tuesday for the Haley campaign, which didnât even send its candidate out in front of the cameras to celebrate her taking home a real live state.
The win came too late to do anything for Haleyâs campaign, as word spread Wednesday morning that she planned to bow out of the race.
But NBC Newsâ Chuck Todd had already seen enough anyway.
For Todd â host of âMeet the Pressâ and certainly no fan of former President Donald Trump or his candidacy â the main result of Super Tuesday voting was that Haley was, in his word, reduced to a âgadflyâ primary spoiler candidate. What Todd called the âSECâ primaries had seen to that.
While Haley may have been marginally competitive in coastal states, Todd noted, there were also a number of states in the middle South that were voting â states where schools belong to the SEC, or Southeastern Conference, in college athletics.
âIf you canât do well in the SEC in Republican politics, you canât do well in Republican politics,â Todd noted before bringing up Haleyâs numbers.
First, the Lone Star State: âShe canât crack 20 in Texas,â he said.
âHow about in Oklahoma? Sheâs just â sheâs under 20 ⌠Here we are in Arkansas, sheâs sitting at 22 percent. How about Tennessee? Sheâs not even at 20 percent.â
Indeed, in all of those four states, as of Wednesday morning Eastern Time, NBC News showed her at under 20 percent, with 92 delegates to former President Trumpâs 1,057. (A total of 1,215 is needed to win the nomination.)
Thus, in Toddâs eye, Haley has been reduced to a colorful sideshow.
âThis is gadfly level of results, right?â he said. âIn some of these races, when an incumbent governor is being challenged by a gadfly state rep or state senator, this is the split in a primary like that.â
Outside of SEC country, things didnât look too much better, either. Think gadfly on steroids, but still gadfly.
âTonight was the first time it looked like a sitting incumbent was trying to win the nomination,â Todd said.
âTrump is winning by margins that almost rival the margins that Biden is winning by, and he is facing gadfly candidates,â he added.
Those candidates include Minnesota Rep. Dean Phillips, who seems content to further abase himself by playing out the process even though his one major challenge to Biden in New Hampshire failed, âspiritual guruâ (read: air-headed crystal-gazer) Marianne Williamson â who dropped back into the race after briefly dropping out due to an unexpectedly good (but still pretty bad unless youâre just a gadfly looking for attention) result in Michigan â and âuncommittedâ or some other form of protest vote.
In other words, despite all of Haleyâs considerable resources â $82.8 million from outside sources, according to USA Today, more than either Trump or Biden â sheâs basically doing about as well as a virtually unknown legislator, a ditzy spoon-bender (or whatever) and ânone of these candidates,â if you add it all up.
Heck, sometimes she even loses to ânone of these candidatesâ â like she did in Nevada, when she went unchallenged in the stateâs primary and somehow still lost, then called it ârigged.â
In todayâs accelerated news cycle, where a yearâs worth of information feels like it can be crammed into a day, Haleyâs campaign feels like a fast-forward version of the career of Harold Stassen. When Stassen first ran for president in 1948 as a Republican, after serving as governor of Minnesota, he was a serious challenger, but lost the GOP nomination to Thomas Dewey. He then went on to challenge for the nomination eight more times through 1988, each time more embarrassing than the last.
Over the course of 40 years, Stassen went from being a promising politician to the butt of jokes and a gadfly candidate.
To her dubious credit, Nikki Haley has managed to do the same thing in six weeks. Good work.
She does have one edge over Stassen, however: Sheâs alive. Stassen died in 2001.
Her hopes for the presidency at this point, however, are not.
This article appeared originally on The Western Journal.
