Under the guise of attempting to reunite the stash with its rightful owner, the sheriff's office shared a tongue-in-cheek 'found' post.
It took this North Dakota man about seven hours to clean up the massive 182-pound surpise the squirrel had left him.
The day ended with lots of memories, some great prizes and fundraising to help the center place more animals in loving homes.
While others with younger kids are getting their first day of school pictures done, this couple arranged for a photo shoot of their own.
David has always been the kind of dad who loved good-naturedly teasing his daughter, yelling 'I love you' from the school drop-off line.
The American people are angry and the Afghanistan crisis will forever blacken Joe Biden’s name - but hey, the president loves ice cream.