Tag: Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, the FCC reminded them of their obligation to provide all candidates with equal opportunities.”

"So thank you, Mr. President, for all the many ridiculous things you do each and every day."

"My country’s president would like to shut me up because I don’t adore him in the way he likes to be adored."

“Stephen Colbert is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success.”

“Let’s ride off into the sunset together – like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid.”

“Why does ABC Fake News keep Jimmy Kimmel, a man with NO TALENT and VERY POOR TELEVISION RATINGS, on the air?”

“The fact that we got to work together every day is a dream neither of us could ever have imagined would come true."

“Listen, if he’s down, I’m down.”

"We thought it might be a fun way to drive the president nuts.”

“I just keep my head down and make sure the jokes are funny.”

"This show isn't important — what's important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.”

“We stand by that decision pending assurance that all parties are committed to fostering an environment of respectful, constructive dialogue in the markets we serve.”

“… we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”

“A bully always comes back for more. So they need to stand up and we need to demand the same from ourselves.”

“If we do not have the ability to criticize, mock, investigate our leaders, then we are no longer the United States of America.”

“They cease to be funny because they cease to connect with the American people.”

"I feel like it’s even worse than he would like it to be.”

“Like we can joke about it, but it’s literally a distraction.”

“No, I don’t know what that means — ’cuz that’s not a word!”

"He was made to look like a FOOL."