Tag: Jimmy Kimmel

“When I read this, I thought, I really thought. I said, I wonder if they’ll try to blame this on me.”

"Because of the incredible events of yesterday, that old adage, the show must go on, seemed relatively unimportant."

“Did he just make a joke about his death?“

Despite the backlash, Kimmel doubled down during a subsequent broadcast, repeating the joke and offering an explanation for his intent.

“There was no big reaction to it until this morning, when I faced yet another Twitter vomit storm and calls to fire me from our first lady."

“Wow, Jimmy Kimmel, who is in no way funny as attested to by his terrible Television Ratings, made a statement on his Show that is really shocking.”

“His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.”

"Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow."

"He used it as an excuse because it was a perfect thing to do to say there was fraud. Imagine that — you know, coming from this guy, he would ...

"Imagine sitting next to someone like that on a f–king plane. You’d be like, bro, how do I get out of this f–king seat?”

“Trump dodged Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That’s about all they have in common.”

“And there are also documentaries where you walk around the White House trying on shoes.”

“Today, the FCC reminded them of their obligation to provide all candidates with equal opportunities.”

"So thank you, Mr. President, for all the many ridiculous things you do each and every day."

"My country’s president would like to shut me up because I don’t adore him in the way he likes to be adored."

“Stephen Colbert is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success.”

“Let’s ride off into the sunset together – like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid.”

“Why does ABC Fake News keep Jimmy Kimmel, a man with NO TALENT and VERY POOR TELEVISION RATINGS, on the air?”

“The fact that we got to work together every day is a dream neither of us could ever have imagined would come true."

“Listen, if he’s down, I’m down.”