Donald Trump

“It only makes Trump look more presidential and restrained. We’re becoming the metaphorical car alarms that nobody pays attention to…”

“Friends, I would do it again. I have to be candid with you.”

"I would have told these sleazebag “journalists” that I thanked him for SWEARING ME IN ON INAUGURATION DAY."

“RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!”

Hayden Haynes was arrested and released with a citation to appear in court.

"They requested the call. They made the ask. And the president is happy to do it."

“… we are just getting started." 

"It's insane that this is the hill they're willing to die on.”

"They are not taking back the house with these visuals."

Breaking:

"But it turned out, all we really needed was a new president."

Ports around the Panama Canal are being sold to global business giant BlackRock, after a Hong Kong based conglomerate agreed to sell its interests.

"I am asking our new Secret Service Director Sean Curran to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service."

"The entire line of the presidential succession is inside that chamber tonight, so always on these nights, there is one person who is selected to hang back in case of ...

"The hardest thing was doing it during Biden..."

He was not having it.

"Hey, hey, hey, goodbye.”

"People are going to realize that it’s really been an issue that Republicans have trying to exploit."

"I really don't care what President Zelensky says about me or anybody else, but he showed a clear unwillingness to engage in the peace process that President Trump has said ...

“Canada will not let this unjustified decision go unanswered.”