“If it was simple enough to register drunk people in a mosh pit it was probably easy enough to do in the Army.”

“We received a report that an Osprey belonging to the U.S. military may have crashed on the ocean.”

“Nice to see a pro athlete humble enough to show respect to those who serve our country.”

“The mishap is currently under investigation.”

“How on earth did the Biden Administration lose track of an $80 million F-35 jet?”