Ketanji Brown Jackson

"Our Supreme Court justice."

"MAGIC Legal Theory."

"I'm just asking for the definition."

"Video shows Ketanji Brown Jackson sworn in as the first Black female Supreme Court justice in U.S. history."

"In the face of it all, Judge Jackson showed the incredible character and integrity she possesses."

She will be the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court.

"We apologize for the error."

"We all know what it is."

"I’m not a biologist."

"A very substantial decline."

"I have concluded that she possesses the experience, qualifications, and integrity to serve as an Associate Justice on the Supreme Court."

"Scientists agree there is no sufficient way to clearly define what makes someone a woman."

"Graham and a handful of other Judiciary Committee Republicans have handled themselves worse."

"The hypocrisy and absurdity of this is that she was nominated by President Biden in large part because she is a woman."

If you're old enough to remember the days when satire site The Onion wasn't a clanging mess of wokeness that's become a satire of a satirical site, one can assume ...

"What a world."

"I will ask you these two questions first."

"No one is going to ask you with mock severity, do you like beer?"